Shall consist of either elected or appointed (sometimes by self).

  • Commodore
  • Admiral
    • Admiral
  • Secretary
  • Treasurer
  • Bayou Bitch but do not allow him to have any cash
  • Social Director
  • Ronnie Sherlock
  • WebMaster
  • Stolen Moments
  • Asst Webmaster
  • Asst to the Asst Webmaster
  • Golf Cart Maintenance Supervisor
  • One who does the actual maintenance
  • Trash Day Can Retriever
  • First Mate
  • Seamstress
  • First Mate
  • Meteoroligist
  • Your guess is as good as any

As most of these positions are currently vacant,  you may claim any one you want or create your own title.

If you wish to Nominate,  Impeach or otherwise Malign any of these vacant, duly elected, appointed (either officially or self) officers please inform the “Club” in the Comment section below.

For nominations/volunteers, include

  1. A complete biography. Age 3 to current.
  2. Current P&L statement.
  3. Credit Score.
  4. Criminal background check. (certified by County/Parish Sheriff)
  5. Standard Mug Shot with both front and profile views.
  6. Reason why you/he/she would want to subject yourself/he/she to the gross mistreatment that necessarily must follow either running for or taking office
  7. $500.00 non refundable filing fee via unmarked $20.00 bills.



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